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My Thoughts on the Proposed Atlanta Decaf Ban

August 18, 2023

My Thoughts on the Proposed Atlanta Decaf Ban

Let's be real, if I wanted something lifeless, I'd stick to water from Lake Lanier, not this decaf idiocy.  Decaf coffee is like the ghost of real coffee – haunting cafes and tricking unsuspecting souls into thinking they're getting a proper dose. It’s like telling a ghost to take up jogging – it's just pointless.

These days, we ban lots of things, let's just add Decaf to the list. I support the Atlanta Decaf Ban. The decision was not hard.

Now, I might be floating around at District or trying to figure out  #whokilledjoeevers (it wasn’t me😊) , but even I can't pass through the absurdity of decaf coffee lingering in Atlanta's oh so lovely, sparkling clean air.

Picture this: a parade of decaf enthusiasts (you know who are) wandering the streets of Atlanta, sleepwalking like extras from the Walking Dead (probably from the last few sucky seasons).  It's bad enough that I have to deal with vampire dogs and a Litch – now you're telling me I have to endure a decaf coma? Not up in here ATL.  Those days are behind us - or soon will be.

It’s time to finally announce that it’s happening. It’s #deathtodecaf time for real.  That’s why I’ve become a founding member of 

Citizens for a Decaf Free Atlanta  

Grab your battle mugs and join our ranks – we're fighting for our city's caffeinated soul.

Carrie Rose

 


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